The NLL entry draft took place this past Monday in Toronto, and was broadcast live on NLL.com. But the broadcast was just NLL commissioner George Daniel repeating the picks that the GMs gave him. The actual drafting process was a little different. I managed to record it, and I’m posting a transcription of the first round here so that other fans can see the real behind-the-scenes action that wasn’t shown on the broadcast.
George Daniel: Welcome everyone to the 2012 NLL Entry Draft. Many thanks to the Toronto Rock for hosting this year’s draft and yesterday’s combine, and good luck to the eligible players. Without further ado, let’s get right to it! The first pick goes to the Edmonton Rush. Derek?
Derek Keenan: Thank you Commissioner Daniel, and thank you also to the beautiful city of Toronto and the Toronto Rock for hosting this year’s entry draft. The management and coaching staff of the Edmonton Rush have been considering our first overall choice for some time now…
Daniel: Yeah, yeah, the Rush pick Mark Matthews. We’ve all known for months. Moving on – the Minnesota Swarm have the number 2, 3, and 4 picks. John?
John Arlotta: The Swarm pick Brock Sorenson, Kiel Matisz, Shayne Jackson, Dhane Smith, Joe Resetarits, Curtis Knight, …
Daniel: John, you only get three choices right now.
Arlotta: Oh right, sorry. Got carried away there.
Keenan: …carefully examining our offensive and defensive positions,…
Daniel: Thanks John. Next we have the Buffalo Bandits. Steve?
Steve Dietrich: (talking quietly) Um, hi everyone. It’s me, Steve. (whispering) Wow, that was a dumb thing to say. C’mon Steve, pull it together.
Daniel: Don’t worry Steve, we know it’s your first draft as a GM. No need to be nervous.
Dietrich: OK, thank you Mr. Daniel sir. Um, has Mark Matthews been taken yet?
Daniel: Yes, Mr. Matthews has been taken.
Dietrich: Well, then, I guess our pick here is, um, Dhane Smith? That’s OK, right Darris?
Darris Kilgour: (headphones on, singing) Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy…
Keenan: …judging the talent of the players available…
Daniel: Thanks Steve. Next we have Calgary. Mike, you have two picks.
Mike Board: How about Mark Matthews?
Daniel: Um, Matthews is gone.
Board: Yeah, figured as much. Thought I’d give it a shot just in case Derek forgot or something. Anyway, Calgary takes Joe Resetarits and Matthew Dinsdale.
Daniel: Thank Mike. Derek, we’re back to the Rush for number eight.
Keenan: …and so with the first pick in this year’s National Lacrosse League entry draft, the Edmonton Rush choose, from the University of Denver and the Denver Outlaws, Mark Matthews.
Daniel: We got that one already, like twenty minutes ago. Who’s your pick at number 8?
Keenan: Oh. Curtis Knight.
Daniel: Thanks. Oh by the way, the University of Denver teams are called the Pioneers, not the Outlaws.
Keenan: Yeah I know, I meant the MLL team.
Daniel: (blank look)
Keenan: The MLL? You know, Major League Lacrosse? The field lacrosse league?
Daniel: (blank look)
Keenan: Never mind.
Daniel: Moving on, Steve, I believe it’s your turn.
Steve Govett: Mark Matthews is gone, right?
Daniel: (rubs forehead) Yes. Matthews is gone.
Govett: OK then. I like this Colton Clark guy. Colton. That’s a strong name. Sounds like a cowboy or something. Good Colorado name. Hope he’s a decent player.
Daniel: All right, for the last pick of the first round, we go back to the Minnesota Swarm.
Arlotta: The Swarm pick Alex Cresinpuck… Crepsnick… Crespo… Crensipick…
Daniel: Yeah, I was hoping he and that Matisz guy wouldn’t get picked so I wouldn’t have to say their names. I already spent half an hour getting Resetarits right. Anyway, that ends the first round. If someone can go wake up Doug Locker and Terry Sanderson, they are picking soon. And just let Styres and Mouradian sleep, they’ve got another round or two to wait.
Curt Styres: Hey, we’re with ya, we’re paying attention, aren’t we Johnny?
Johnny Mouradian: (asleep, mumbling) Sure Kevin, you can have a sweater just like Brodie and Dan.
Mouradian: (still mumbling) The Wings choose Mark Matth–
Daniel: Don’t even go there.